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July 2011

THIS IS JUST ME POSTING FROM MY OLD TUMBLR

TO SAY THAT IT’S VERY CLEAR TUMBLR HATES ME AND ISN’T INVITING ME TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY. OH YEA, I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOUR SERVERS ARE OVER CAPACTIY BUT ONLY I’M AFFECTED BY IT. AND ONLY ONE OF MY ACCOUNTS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, TUMBLR. WHY.

May 2011

redstainedlipps asked: omg! your my idol. i'm obsessed with their music. wish they were more popular lol

redstainedlipps asked: Hi! you live in Merced? So do you know El Olio Wolof :)

April 2011

So I made a new tumblr and I think I just might start using only that one. I wanted something more personal so if you want to follow me just be aware that I’ll be talking a lot more about how I plan to transition, surgeries I may or may not want, and cocks I’d buy if I had the money. I’ll still post pop culture staples, harry potter, nerdy things and sexy bitches but probably...

I'M ADDICTED TO TACKY CAMERA FILTERS & I CAN'T BE...

labandidalibre asked: also, these are the best:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljx7g8H0L41qzgrg8o1_r2_500.gif

Go like the SlammedFan facebook page! →

My brother (and more importantly a bunch of my friends) were filmed at their last SPW show for a new documentary reality tv show called Slammed. The show is about the independent pro wrestling circuit and the pilot will get aired if they get 10,000 likes on facebook. Sounds a little far fetched but I figure if we pyramid scheme this shit it can be done! Seriously, please go do it! You’d be...

Onetribe Organic 7/8" Wooden Plugs for Sale →

I just listed three brand new pairs of plugs from Onetribe on ebay. If you need any 7/8” plugs go check them out. They’re about $10 cheaper than the listed price on Onetribe. Ps. I NEVER WORE THEM, EW. I BOUGHT THEM WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS 7/8” BUT I WAS REALLY ALREADY AT 1”

logicallypositive asked: you fucking bitch ass whore you ruined my hopes and aspirations when you posted that picture whicht rudely informed me that there aren't beautiful singles in my area dying to see me

OHAI NEW FOLLOWERS

I haven’t done any homework today. http://ohsmelliottt.tumblr.com/ask

porcelainivory: I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Okay, fuck you too. lol ohboyyyyyyyyyyy

1897 asked: Good! How have you been??? Its so funny that I just stumbled on your blog, because a friend of mine and I had just discovered we'd both been on birls on lj. We were going back through OLD entries and found yours and I thought, "Man, we used to talk all the time, I wonder what happened to her..." (I'm not sure if you're going by male pronouns now, if you are sorry!!)

My cough is echoing in my room.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

“A living dog is better than a dead lion. Shall a man go and hang himself because...”

– Henry David Thoreau, Walden probably one of, if not my absolute, favorite quote ever (via logicallypositive)

So my liver hurts

goddesshumper: I am an alien and I may or may not be dying. Ouch. Seriously, any time I’ve ever had abdominal pain I just knew an alien was living inside of me. Ok, so, every time so far it’s turned out to be ovarian cysts but I swear it’s probably the same. Yesterday I sneezed and I’m pretty sure one exploded and/or an alien baby was born.

Every Inch But One: Parental Reasoning on a... →

twinfools: 1. “What will the neighbours think if “Brian” becomes “Rachel”?” -Selfish Reasoning. The better question to ask is what will Rachel think if her parents abandon her? What will the neighbours think of a family that abandons their child? And just a tip, your neighbours are always…